Best Funny Pictures & Messages
गाँधी जी अपने पिता की चौथी पत्नी के बेटे थे..
बाबा साहब अपने पिता को चौदहवीं सन्तान थे..
रविन्द्र नाथ टैगोर भी चौदहवीं सन्तान थे
सुभाष चन्द्र बोस 14 सन्तानों में से नवें नंबर पर थे..
विवेकानंद जी 10 सन्तानों में से छठे नंबर पर थे..
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कमबख़्त हम दो हमारे दो के चक्कर में महापुरुष पैदा ही होना बन्द हो गए।
Teacher asked student ” why do you think Parvathi chose shiva as her husband?
So student gave 5 points
1. Shiva does not wear clothes since he is a digambara. So no issue of washing clothes
2. He has the 
🌙 on his head so no problem of load shedding and no issues of bill payments
3. He has Ganga flowing so no shortage of water
4. Shiva eats only raw veggies so no issues of cooking
5. Since he does not have parents no inlaws probs
So immediately the teacher fell at the students feet and requested him to take him as his student
कुछ इस तरह…😉 😄 😇
Enjoy! Cheers!
आओ wife की नज़र से देखें !
दुनियाँ का सबसे परफ़ेक्ट आदमीं – उसका डैडी.
दुनियाँ की सबसे प्यारी औरत – उसकी माँ.
दुनियाँ की सबसे अक़्लमंद औरत – वो ख़ुद.
दुनियाँ का सबसे दुखी पति – उसका भाई.
दुनियाँ की सबसे बड़ी चुडैल – उसकी भाभी.
दुनियाँ का सबसे सुंदर बालक – उसका बेटा.
दुनियाँ का सबसे कामयाब आदमीं – उसकी बहिन का पति.
दुनियाँ की सबसे गँवार औरत – उसकी सास.
और अंत में !
दुनियाँ का सबसे ख़राब, निक्कमां, ख़ुदगर्ज़, झूठा, कंजूस, बेकार आदमी !!
यह भी लिखना पड़ेगा क्या !!
Once Ashish was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from Manmad to Bangalore!
He was traveling alone!
Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!
Ashish was pleasantly Happy!
The lady kept smiling at him! This made Ashish even more Happy!
Then she went and sat next to him!
Ashish was bubbling with Joy!
She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear ” Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me”
Ashish stared blankly at her!
He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote ” I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say”
The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!
Ashish took her note, kept it in his pocket!
He got up and told her in clear tones…”Now shout & scream!!”
MORAL OF THE STORY : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*
Now go ahead and document 🙂
😄😀