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Women’s Choice & PaniPuriWala

जब आपको एक औरत पसन्द करती है, तब आप एक
पति हैं !
जब आपको बहुत सारी औरतें पसन्द करती हैं, तब आप एक
आदर्श व्यक्ति हैं !
जब आपको हजारों औरतें पसन्द करती हैं, तब आप एक
साधु हैं !
और जब आपको शहर की पूरी औरतें पसन्द करती हैं, तब
आप एक पानीपूरी वाले हैं !

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Funny Conversation of Indori Husband-Wife

This is a fun conversation between a husband-wife from Indore… Have fun!

एक इन्दौरी पति-पत्नी की बातें

पत्नी: आप मेको कित्ता प्यार करते हो?
पति: भोत सारा!
पत्नी: भोत सारा…. मतलब कित्ता? कोई हिसाब किताब हे की नी?
पति: भोत सारा.. मने भोत सारा, अब मजगमारी करवाएगी क्या ज़माने भर की.. जोड़ – घटाव, ऐं?
पत्नी: अच्छा, सई बोलो… १ से १० तक कित्ते प्लेट पोहे के बराबर प्यार करते हो ?
पति: १० प्लेट पोहे, २५० ग्राम सेव-नुक्ति डाल के, आधी तपेली झन्नाट ऊसल, मुट्ठा भर तली मिर्च, बारीक कतरा प्याज, ३०-३५ झटके जीरावन की डब्बी के बराबर प्यार करता हूँ,…..😘😘😘⁠

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Importance Of Documentation

Once Ashish was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from Manmad to Bangalore!

He was traveling alone!

Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

Ashish was pleasantly Happy!

The lady kept smiling at him! This made Ashish even more Happy!

Then she went and sat next to him!

Ashish was bubbling with Joy!

She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear ” Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me”

Ashish stared blankly at her!

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote ” I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say”

The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!

Ashish took her note, kept it in his pocket!

He got up and told her in clear tones…”Now shout & scream!!”

MORAL OF THE STORY : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*

Now go ahead and document 🙂

😄😀