इसे कहते हैं….
अंग्रेजी का खून…….और हिंदी की हत्या ??
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लेडी :- ओ फ्रूट वाले बाबा ,
give me some “Potato’s Fever”!
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फ्रूट वाला :-बहन जी ये ” Potato’s Fever” क्या होता है” ?
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लेडी :- “O My God”
You अनपढ़ गंवार People !
“Potato’s Fever” Means
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“आलू बुखारा”
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Mensa Minds
There was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you probably know, is an organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe’. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?
Clearly, this was a job for Mensa minds.
The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.
They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution. “Ma’am,” they said, “we couldn’t help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker has pepper.”
But before they could finish, the waitress interrupted: “Oh sorry about that.”
She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.
There was dead silence at the Mensa table.
Love this Grandma
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital.
She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?”
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302”
The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well.
Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”
The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.”
The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit.”
(True Story)
Wife’s ViewPoint
आओ wife की नज़र से देखें !
दुनियाँ का सबसे परफ़ेक्ट आदमीं – उसका डैडी.
दुनियाँ की सबसे प्यारी औरत – उसकी माँ.
दुनियाँ की सबसे अक़्लमंद औरत – वो ख़ुद.
दुनियाँ का सबसे दुखी पति – उसका भाई.
दुनियाँ की सबसे बड़ी चुडैल – उसकी भाभी.
दुनियाँ का सबसे सुंदर बालक – उसका बेटा.
दुनियाँ का सबसे कामयाब आदमीं – उसकी बहिन का पति.
दुनियाँ की सबसे गँवार औरत – उसकी सास.
और अंत में !
दुनियाँ का सबसे ख़राब, निक्कमां, ख़ुदगर्ज़, झूठा, कंजूस, बेकार आदमी !!
यह भी लिखना पड़ेगा क्या !!
Sadhu Vs Human
कल एक साधु बाबा मिले,
मैंने पूछा— कैसे हैं, बाबाजी ?
बाबाजी बोले–
हम तो साधु हैं बेटा….हमारा राम हमें जैसे रखता है, हम वैसे रहते हैं…..तुम तो सुखी हो ना, बच्चा ?
मैं बोला–
हम तो संसारी हैं, बाबाजी…..हमारी सीता हमें जैसे रखती है, हम वैसे रहते हैं।🙏
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