Legal & Logical – Law Student

A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor
Sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof: yes
Student ; if u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u can’t, u have to give me ‘A”
Professor agreed
Boy asked, ‘what is legal but nt logical, logical but nt legal & neither legal nor logical?
Prof thought it about it for hrs & pondered no answer
He had to finally give up as he really.did nt know.
He gave the boy his ‘A’
the following day, professor asked same Ques to his students
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands
He asked one student
He answered: Sir,

You are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical
Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal Your wife’s boyfriend has failed his exam & yet u have given him an ‘A’ It’s neither logical nor legal
The professor fainted

Software Ke Phool – Rebirth of Kagaz Ke Phool

Guru Dutt saheb is reborn and makes a film, called *Software ke Phool*.
Sahir Ludhianvi saheb revisits his old song for the new venture.

It goes like this:

Yeh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features ki Duniya,
Yeh Insaan ke Dushman Cursors ki duniya,
Yeh Deadlines ke bhooke Management ki Duniya;
Yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek Khilona hai Programmer ki hasti,
Yeh basti hai Murda Bug-fixers ki basti,
Yahan par toh raises hai, inflation se bhi sasti,
Yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye toh kya hai?

Har ek Keyboard ghayal, Har ek login Pyaasi,
Excel mein uljhan, Winword mein udaasi;
Yeh office hai ya aalame Microsoft,
Yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Jalaa do isse, Phoonk daalo yeh Monitor,
Mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh Modem,
Tumhaara hai tumhi sambhalo yeh Computer,
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye toh kya hai?
Yeh Product agar Chal bhi jaaye toh kya hai!!!

Note : Try actually humming these lyrics in the original tune sung by Mohd. Rafi, it fits so well.

 

Damn AutoCorrect – Marriage Fun

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рдпреЗ рд▓реАрдЬрд┐рдП рдЕрдкрдиреА рдкрд╕рдВрдж рдХреЗ Four Underwear in Red Color.

рджрд╛рдорд╛рдж (рдорди рд╣реА рдорди рдореЗрдВ рдмреЬрдмреЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ) – рд╕рд╛рд▓рд╛ рдРрд╕реА рдХреА рддреЗрд╕реА рдЗрд╕ auto spell-correction рдХреА,
рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рддреЛ Ford Endeavour in Red Color рдорд╛рдБрдЧреА рдереАред

Hanging a Prisoner

рд╕рд┐рдкрд╛рд╣реА:-┬а рдЪрд▓ рднрд╛рдИ ,
рддреЗрд░реА рдлрд╛рдБрд╕реА рдХрд╛ рд╕рдордп рд╣реЛ рдЧрдпрд╛ред

рдХреИрджреА:-┬а┬а рдкрд░┬а┬а рдореБрдЭреЗ рддреЛ┬а рдлрд╛рдБрд╕реА
20 рджрд┐рди рдмрд╛рдж рд╣реЛрдиреЗ рд╡рд╛рд▓реА рдереАред

рд╕рд┐рдкрд╛рд╣реА:-┬а рдЬреЗрд▓рд░ рд╕рд╛рд╣рдм рдХрд╣ рдХрд░ рдЧрдП рд╣реИрдВ┬а рдХрд┐ тАЭ рддреВ рдЙрдирдХреЗ рдЧрд╛рдБрд╡ рдХрд╛ рд╣реИ ,
рдЗрд╕рд▓рд┐рдП рддреЗрд░рд╛ рдХрд╛рдо рдкрд╣рд▓реЗред 😂