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If a woman listens to u for less than 5 minutes then she is ur daughter.
If a woman listens to u for about 15 minutes then she is ur sister.
If a woman listens to u for over 30 minutes then she is ur mother.
And ultimately
If a woman pretends to listen to u all the time but does not remember a word of what u said no matter how important, then she is….???????
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Yes , Yes….
You are correct!!!!!!
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*SHE IS DEAF*
Why bring wife into every joke???
Once a Mother beats up his son and when son starts crying, Mother says sorry.
Smart Son says : Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say “sorry” to it. Are the scars on the paper gone? Nahi na.. Relationships are like this .
Smarter Mom says : Take my scooty and try to start. does it start ? Nahin naa… Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Hua na… Nalayak…Tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper – waper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wale gyaan apne Maa ko mat dena.
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और
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