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Nice Poem on Husband & Wife

Poetic fight between husband and wife ……instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force… they write poems to each other. …..

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
HUSBAND:
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you!!

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Why did Parvathi Choose Lord Shiva as her Husband – Fun

Teacher asked student ” why do you think Parvathi chose shiva as her husband?
So student gave 5 points
1. Shiva does not wear clothes since he is a digambara. So no issue of washing clothes
2. He has the 🌙 on his head so no problem of load shedding and no issues of bill payments
3. He has Ganga flowing so no shortage of water
4. Shiva eats only raw veggies so no issues of cooking
5. Since he does not have parents no inlaws probs

So immediately the teacher fell at the students feet and requested him to take him as his student

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Wife’s ViewPoint

आओ wife की नज़र से देखें !
दुनियाँ का सबसे परफ़ेक्ट आदमीं – उसका डैडी.
दुनियाँ की सबसे प्यारी औरत – उसकी माँ.
दुनियाँ की सबसे अक़्लमंद औरत – वो ख़ुद.
दुनियाँ का सबसे दुखी पति – उसका भाई.
दुनियाँ की सबसे बड़ी चुडैल – उसकी भाभी.
दुनियाँ का सबसे सुंदर बालक – उसका बेटा.
दुनियाँ का सबसे कामयाब आदमीं – उसकी बहिन का पति.
दुनियाँ की सबसे गँवार औरत – उसकी सास.
और अंत में !
दुनियाँ का सबसे ख़राब, निक्कमां, ख़ुदगर्ज़, झूठा, कंजूस, बेकार आदमी !!
यह भी लिखना पड़ेगा क्या !!